Hey Everyone.

Girl Overload Here.

And yes, you heard that right.

Just a couple hours ago I arrived on a covert flight from Fiji back to Auckland.

When I went past security, a startling announcement appeared on the loudspeaker. “Attention all passengers. Processing will be paused due to a security issue. I repeat…” you get the idea.

Many people on Twitter are reportingly calling it, and I quote, “queues from hell.”

Yikes.

Luckily I managed to get out there before a major catastrophe happened, but many mortals weren’t so lucky.

As one of the first people to report about this issue (quit gloating, NZ Herald) and the first amatuer journalist to report on this issue, just remember,

You heard it here first.

Signing out,

Girl Overload.

P.S. And NZ Herald, I was actually there on the scene, unlike you who saw a few mere tweets and decided to write a bland, half-hearted article on the topic. Girl Overload actually writes riveting, entertaining articles, unlike you who writes mere paragraphs, throws in a few tweets and then call the tweets “facts.” Readers fall asleep reading your articles, whereas my readers are constantly dying for more. Girl Overload only has a few months of journalism experience under her belt, and is only a teenager, but she is definitely one to look out for.

You know you want more.